The Amazing Moose vs. the Turk-kamikazi

           Blinking hard trying to get the eye boogers out of his eyes, President George W. Canada stretches his arms from soreness of yesterday.  Gazing out the 15ft x 60ft window, President Canada squints at the reflection of the bright and glorious Sun, off Lake Zapote and the glistening shine of the white mountain tops.  Pondering about his day, he remembers, “I have to go to that children's school 60 miles away and be interviewed.”  He strongly demands his guards and drivers to not follow him or watch him leave.  They don’t so he takes off.  Getting there in ten minutes, his armpits didn’t even precipitate.  He walks in and the questions start nailing him.
           “Mr. President! what’s your first name”?
           “George.”  He laughed with a smirk.
           30 minutes later, one question caught him off guard.
           “Mr. President are you a superhero”?
           “Well...”
           Then the radio announcer started blaring a message with a lisp, “IT’STH STHEPTEMBER 10TH, 1901 AND THERE ISTH A CODE STHUITCASTHE BRWOWN!”  All the kids turned around and started bawling it was so funny. President George Canada/The Amazing Moose decided it was the perfect time to takes action.  Spinning around, changing into his uniform, The Amazing Moose flashes out of there.  By the time the kids turn back around, President Canada is gone.
           Soaring through the bright, blue, endless expanse, The Amazing Moose gazes down to the earth to a vast area of blur. It is because he is traveling faster than the speed of light (which is faster than 3.0x108).  The Amazing Moose gets to the sight at just the right time. He sees the first Turk-kamikaze plane, Turkish suicide plane, crash into the ground.  Under his breath, The Amazing Moose sternly declared, “This is war.”
           Over the horizon of the Atlas Mountains, buzz thousands of Turk-kamikaze planes coming to destroy Canada.  The Amazing Moose inhales deeply and concentrates.  Using his mind, he knocks down the first 100 planes and then starts to faint, fast.  He learns quickly not to telepathically fight.  He shoots back up and then is contemplating on what to do next, The Amazing Moose finally comes up with something.  He points his finger at the front plane and shoots it like a gun.  All the Turk-kamikaze pilots laugh, until it hits them.  Now over 900 pilots laugh no more.  But there are still over 150 thousand planes left.  The planes continue to attack, so The Amazing Moose chooses to bump it up a level.   Gaining some momentum,The Amazing moose rears his  strong muscular arm and takes swing. The first plane starts to go down causing a chain reaction, destroying over 75,000 air crafts.  “Whoa!” he exclaimed, “that’s a new record!”  Just with the booming sound of his voice, he knocks out the next 25,000.  “Pretty good but not good enough,” he thought, “There’s still 50,000 left.”  “Ahaaaa!” he celebrates because he forgot that he had the power to shoot maple syrup out of the inside of his wrists.  Just like Spiderman, but with maple syrup and it shoots out like a power washer, to powerful to withstand.  So 40,000 Turk-kamikaze planes get stuck together and fall straight to the ground.  With only 10,000 planes left, he flings hockey pucks at them out of his mouth and kills 9,999 airplanes. With only 1 plane left,  The Amazing Moose decides to bring it down safely without abliterating it.  Before he walked inside the plane he used his telepathic powers to kill all the guys inside.  

All the press gathered around to ask questions and take pictures.  

One person asked, “The Amazing Moose who are you”?  As The Amazing Moose starts to lift his mask and reveal that he was President Canada, someone hears a TICK...TICK...TICK...TICK...  and screams.  The Amazing Moose turns around but instead of doing something he freezes and his mouth drops.  He watches as one little ash falls slowly towards the ground and lands precisely on top of the nuclear bomb.  Within a second, BOOM!  Now no one will ever know who The Amazing Moose was.